Well, hello, nurse. Crystal Kelly may only have one appearance under her belt, the mad-house horror film, Apparition (2010), which follows a group of ghost hunters exploring an infamous abandoned hospital in Texas. But this brief spot gives Crystal a chance to pose and tease us with her perfect tits. Covered in madness-enduing darkness (what, it’s a spooky horror movie. What did you expect, kittens and flowers?), it’s not the false blood or make-up that’s going to catch your attention. No, it’s her almost idealized breasts and a face that is literally impossible to make unappealing. You can put her in “scary” make-up all you want — she’s still sexy as hell AND topless. If this zombie showed up at your door,, you might be a bit inclined to let her bite me. But Crystal wasn’t always getting sexy and scary onscreen. She spent most of her adult life as an Emergency Medical Tech and firefighter in her hometown in southeast Texas. During her time as an EMT, she responded to body search and recovery for Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans, Louisiana, and Hurricane Harvey in Texas. She also modeled for Lau’Berge Du Lac Casino in Lake Charles, Louisiana, and even started a non-profit California that provides a combination of Eastern and Western healing services to people dealing with mental illness and addiction. Mr. Skin loves a woman with many talents and interests to share with the world! Of course, we’re crossing our fingers for another onscreen appearance from Ms. Kelly.
